Kids are annoying.

Today I came to the conclusion once again that I'm not gonna have kids for a long time and I would suck as a housewife. I arrived at this conclusion after babysitting this morning and Liam (that little brat) got very close to driving me insane. His attention span is about 2 seconds and he has the special talent of screaming for his mom constantly in this insanely high pitched voice only a guy before puberty can achieve. Even Amy (the baby with the longest eyelashes ever...makes me jealous) who normally is the cutest baby in the world was little Ms. Grumpy today and cried the entire time and smeared noodles and pear everywhere on her high chair. Yeah, before I'm gonna have kids I will most definitely think twice. And after almost ruining dinner yesterday and my sister coming to my aid and then yelling at me because I put wet towels in the laundry hamper I decided that the only reason why I would be a soccer mom is so that I can drive a mini van and carry huge beach bags around. I should probably just move to Hawaii and lay on the beach all day. I'm quite jealous at my parents who are having a blast on Hawaii right now. Swimming with sea turtles, eating breakfast out on the balcony with palm trees and watching lava flow out of a volcano is just sweet. Wow my brother is actually playing his viola again, I'm listening to him right now. SWEET, he can actually play the LOTR music. I hope he gets back into orchestra in high school. Ok, I should probably help my sister get ready for the surprise pool party. Yea...